I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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