video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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