I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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