You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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