Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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