You really coming over, don't trick.
you would pick up someone in the library
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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