i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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