I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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