Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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