i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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