She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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