I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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