Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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