so explain again why im purple
no
i just had sex bonerless
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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