why didn't you poke me back
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Randomize
