You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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