he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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