meet me or not, i'm out of control
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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