Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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