physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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