like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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