why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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