i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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