brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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