i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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