I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
