Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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