is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sorry about my life...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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