Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
My feet surprised me
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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