cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
they need to just BURY HIM!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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