i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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