no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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