if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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