You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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