Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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