Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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