id be glad to
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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