Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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