u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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