I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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