Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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