She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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