She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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