i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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