All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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