I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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