Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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