I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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