No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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