i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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