Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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