I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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